Hahah I'm so glad somebody finally made one of these, if you didn't Lazarus753, I certainly was XD
Anyways, despite not yet playing the game it's certainly taught me a few things! To name a few:
- Some people are closet pervs of the psyche and have brain fetishes. Actually, players end up with the same thing.
- A fire can ruin everyone's day so bring some marshmallows to brighten the atmosphere.
- Your sidekick is probably an ass who triggers every trap and monster, causing you to waste all supplies and end up near dead and they look as fresh as a daisy.
- If he's wearing a hood, you're probably fucked.
- FIRE SOLVES EVERYTHING!
- Everyone's secretly against you and plotting some shit *coughKidmancough*
- You will probably never see sunflowers as a symbol of joy again.
- It's acceptable to enter the homes of the rich and poor and break all their possessions.
- Safes aren't so safe.
Forgive me, this went on a little longer than I planned ^^' Oh, and a personal one for me would be 'If the antagonist also has an older sister with the same name as your older sister, then shiiiiiit...' XP
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