If you were forced to have sex with one enemy from TEW...

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If you were forced to have sex with one enemy from TEW...

Postby perpetualodium » Mar 02, 2016 11:12 pm

which one would it be?

Rules: No characters (if he or she is in the Characters subforum, no dice).

Laura and Ruben are off limits, but Laura Creature and Ruvik are fair to pick.

No Haunted. That'd be too easy.

Which one would you willingly fuck? You're forced to pick one, or they all get a turn. Oh, and they're horny, not angry. They won't actively murder you.

I'm struggling to decide. I'm a big fan of Heresy, but I feel like I'd be dead from disease within three or four hours. If I pick Shigyo, do we have to do it underwater? I'm afraid of incidental death by drowning.
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Re: If you were forced to have sex with one enemy from TEW..

Postby Autoignition » Mar 02, 2016 11:17 pm

If I can't fuck Haunted Joseph then I'd rather be dead.

I guess I could pick Quell just so that I can be a real life anime in a tentacle porn.

But Haunted Joseph though. For a while I think my sexuality was Joseph Oda's filthy fucking mouth. The words "Fuck you, Kidman!" do things to me......

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Re: If you were forced to have sex with one enemy from TEW..

Postby perpetualodium » Mar 02, 2016 11:39 pm

Autoignition wrote:But Haunted Joseph though. For a while I think my sexuality was Joseph Oda's filthy fucking mouth. The words "Fuck you, Kidman!" do things to me......


lmao
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